The Ballad of a Dishwasher

Her name was Kate
She had to wait
At the dishwasher

She took her cat
And went to bed
Beside the dishwasher

Father came
Oh, what a blame!
He watched the dishwasher

Now Kate is dead
Dad put her head
Into the dishwasher

Dead has gone
The work is done
He wrecked the dishwasher

He has to go
To a light show
Selling dishwashers

Hello, mister
Where’s your sister
And your dishwasher?

I could not find
Cause I am blind
Like my dishwasher

He went out
And had to shout
At his dishwasher

There was a fairy
Which had to merry
His old grandmother

Musik und Text: Thomas Gutmann, Attila Fritzsch